Spark a flame at your company’s holiday party?
Forgot your anniversary? Or worse… Their birthday?
Just an anonymous creeper?

We get it: saying “I love you” can be awkward… Well, singing telegrams are too, but at least everyone can enjoy them.

Let us usher in a new year of love and affection with one of our Valentine’s Day Singing Telegrams.

These silly or serious deliveries are completely customizable.


How does it work?

Pick your Performer

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Fancy Gal

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Fancy Guy

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Pink Gorilla

Or – if you’re feeling extra silly – book Donald!
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Select your Song

Singer’s Choice

Custom Song

Choose your Gift

Box of Chocolates

Single Rose

Bouquet of Balloons


What should I expect?

The arrival,

The singer gathers a crowd with an elaborate entrance.

performance,

The singer sets the scene and serenades your sweetheart.

delivery,

The singer delivers your gifts sealed with a kiss.

and exit.

And you thought the exit couldn’t be silly or sweet…


Let’s get started!


FAQ

How much does it cost?

Singer*

Fancy Gal

$145.00
base price

Fancy Guy

Pink Gorilla

Giant Heart & OTHERS (as available)

Donald Trump Impersonator

Call for pricing!

Song*

Singer’s Choice

Free!

Custom Song

+ $25.00

Gifts**

Box of Chocolates

+ $15.00

Single Rose

+ $10.00

Bouquet of Balloons

+ $20.00

Delivery

Alexandria, VA

+ $40.00

Anne Arundel County, MD

+ $30.00

Arlington County, VA

+ $40.00

Baltimore City, MD

+ $35.00

Baltimore County, MD

+ $50.00

Fairfax County, VA

+ $50.00

Howard County, MD

+ $25.00

Montgomery County, MD

+ $20.00

Prince George’s County, MD

+ $30.00

Washington, DC

+ $35.00

*choose one **optional

Do you deliver anywhere else?

Yes we do!

How many verses of the song will be sung?

The performer will sing at least one verse and chorus. The performance – from arrival to exit – will last 5 – 7 minutes.

Can I talk to a real person?

DUH! We would love to chat.

(301) 572-7717