Spark a flame at your company’s holiday party?
Forgot your anniversary? Or worse… Their birthday?
Just an anonymous creeper?

We get it: saying “I love you” can be awkward… Well, singing telegrams are too, but at least everyone can enjoy them.

Let us usher in a new year of love and affection with one of our Valentine’s Day Singing Telegrams.

These silly or serious deliveries are completely customizable.


How does it work?

Pick your Performer

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Fancy Gal

guy-in-suit

Fancy Guy

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Pink Gorilla

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Giant Heart

Or – if you’re feeling extra silly – book Donald!
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Select your Song

Funny Valentine
Frank Sinatra

All of Me
John Legend

She Loves You
The Beatles

Stand by Me
Ben E. King

Tainted Love
Softcell

Choose your Gift

Box of Chocolates

Single Rose

Bouquet of Balloons


What should I expect?

The arrival,

The singer gathers a crowd with an elaborate entrance.

performance,

The singer sets the scene and serenades your sweetheart.

delivery,

The singer delivers your gifts sealed with a kiss.

and exit.

And you thought the exit couldn’t be silly or sweet…


Let’s get started!


FAQ

How much does it cost?

Singer*

Fancy Gal

$145.00

Fancy Guy

Pink Gorilla

Giant Heart

Donald Trump Impersonator+

$170.00

Song*

Funny Valentine – Frank Sinatra

Free!

All of Me – John Legend

She Loves You – The Beatles

Stand by Me – Ben E. King

Tainted Love – Soft Cell

Custom Song

$25.00

Gifts**

Box of Chocolates

$15.00

Single Rose

$10.00

Bouquet of Balloons

$20.00

Delivery

Alexandria, VA

$40.00

Anne Arundel County, MD

$30.00

Arlington County, VA

$40.00

Baltimore City, MD

$35.00

Baltimore County, MD

$50.00

Fairfax County, VA

$50.00

Howard County, MD

$25.00

Montgomery County, MD

$20.00

Prince George’s County, MD

$30.00

Washington, DC

$35.00

*choose one
**optional
+Trump will sing a rendition of Stand by Me. You will not be able to select a song.

Do you deliver anywhere else?

Yes we do! You will not be able to use our “Build-a-Gram” tool, however. Give us a call to discuss options.

How many verses of the song will be sung?

The performer will sing at least one verse and chorus. The performance – from arrival to exit – will last 5 – 7 minutes.

Can I talk to a real person?

DUH! We would love to chat.

(301) 572-7717