Spark a flame at your company’s holiday party?
Forgot your anniversary? Or worse… Their birthday?
Just an anonymous creeper?
We get it: saying “I love you” can be awkward… Well, singing telegrams are too, but at least everyone can enjoy them.
Let us usher in a new year of love and affection with one of our Valentine’s Day Singing Telegrams.
These silly or serious deliveries are completely customizable.
How does it work?
Pick your Performer
Fancy Gal
Fancy Guy
Pink Gorilla
Giant Heart & OTHERS (as available)
Or – if you’re feeling extra silly – book Donald!
Select your Song
Singer’s Choice
Custom Song
Choose your Gift
Box of Chocolates
Single Rose
Bouquet of Balloons
What should I expect?
The arrival,
The singer gathers a crowd with an elaborate entrance.
performance,
The singer sets the scene and serenades your sweetheart.
delivery,
The singer delivers your gifts sealed with a kiss.
and exit.
And you thought the exit couldn’t be silly or sweet…
Let’s get started!
FAQ
How much does it cost?
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Singer* |
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Fancy Gal |
$145.00 |
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Fancy Guy |
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Pink Gorilla |
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Giant Heart & OTHERS (as available) |
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Donald Trump Impersonator |
Call for pricing! |
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Song* |
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Singer’s Choice |
Free! |
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Custom Song |
+ $25.00 |
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Gifts** |
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Box of Chocolates |
+ $15.00 |
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Single Rose |
+ $10.00 |
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Bouquet of Balloons |
+ $20.00 |
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Delivery |
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Alexandria, VA |
+ $40.00 |
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Anne Arundel County, MD |
+ $30.00 |
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Arlington County, VA |
+ $40.00 |
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Baltimore City, MD |
+ $35.00 |
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Baltimore County, MD |
+ $50.00 |
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Fairfax County, VA |
+ $50.00 |
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Howard County, MD |
+ $25.00 |
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Montgomery County, MD |
+ $20.00 |
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Prince George’s County, MD |
+ $30.00 |
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Washington, DC |
+ $35.00 |
*choose one **optional
Do you deliver anywhere else?
Yes we do!
How many verses of the song will be sung?
The performer will sing at least one verse and chorus. The performance – from arrival to exit – will last 5 – 7 minutes.
Can I talk to a real person?
DUH! We would love to chat.